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Uhm, no thanks. We’ll pass.

COINCIDENCE OR CHIPSTER CONSPIRACY?

Yesterday we published this shocking photo: [Mas…]

8. Candy Bra: Lets face it, dude, the gift wasn’t really for your girl — it was for your own enjoyment. If eating chalky conversation hearts is what turns you on, you might as well just give her one. Plus, you could have thrown it on her body when she was naked. Now you just wasted $14.95 instead of Brachs conversation hearts which are 99 cents.

7. Humidifer: Don’t buy shit just because it’s on sale, unless he or she has severe allergies. Do not let yourself look like a mouth breather.

6. Electric Blanket: I know, I know, I actually got this as a gift on Valentine’s Day. He explained that because he had a Jeep I should take it along when we go out. Shortly after the relationship ended, the blanket ended as well when my niece spilled her Dora the Explorer juice box all over it. [Mas…]

panchoclausThe latest Hey Vato! video prompted a little soul searching by the Pochodores.

What are Pocho Ocho worst presents you could get or give this Christmas?

8. A used shank

7. Threefried beans

6. Governor Jan Brewja Doll [Mas…]

8. Candy Bra: Lets face it, dude, the gift wasn’t really for your girl — it was for your own enjoyment. If eating chalky conversation hearts is what turns you on, you might as well just give her one. Plus, you could have thrown it on her body when she was naked. Now you just wasted $14.95 instead of Brachs conversation hearts which are 99 cents.

7. Humidifer: Don’t buy shit just because it’s on sale, unless he or she has severe allergies. Do not let yourself look like a mouth breather.

6. Electric Blanket: I know, I know, I actually got this as a gift on Valentine’s Day. He explained that because he had a Jeep I should take it along when we go out. Shortly after the relationship ended, the blanket ended as well when my niece spilled her Dora the Explorer juice box all over it. [Mas…]

Maybe it’s me. I mean no one else gets presents like this, do they? This year, mi cholo got me action figure condoms!

Hard to believe I know, but it’s been worse. Here’s my list of the pocho ocho worst Christmas presents evah:

8. Flan-flavored vodka

7. Wine bra

6. Makeup kit from Rite Aid

[Mas…]