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fbizombies(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) The FBI is warning citizens to be on the lookout for hungry zombies attracted by the brains spewed from the exploding heads of diehard Bernie Bros.

Bernie Sanders supporters’ brains, the Feds said, are piling up on the streets of gentrified neighborhoods across America.

The brainiac explosions followed Sanders’ endorsement of Democratic presidential nomination rival Hillary Clinton this morning.

“These zombies especially love the entitled taste of Bernie Bro brains,” FBI spokesman Whitman “Ken” Jump told a press conference here today (photo). “We’re calling them Zombros.[Mas…]


In the Great Video Game of Life, a little love from (plus tortillas, cumbia y nopales) can help you escape the zombies and crush the bullies. A true story from Los Cenzontles.

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Everyone knows zombies ❤️ brains. And Mexican zombies? Tacos de sesos, of course.


Even though America was the country that invented the Internets, U.S. broadband connectivity lags behind the rest of the world. In Spain, fiber-optic broadband from ONO.es is so broad, zombies come to you.

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When Hell is full, the dead will walk the earth — ¡Los Walking Dead! — on Univsion!

La Cucaracha: All I want for Christmas is… (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 20, 2012 Cartoons
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Based on the POCHO story “The Talking Dead: No Habla Zombie” by S.J. Rivera.

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Aussie PM Julia Gillard on Mayan Apocalypse: ‘Good luck!’ (video)

by GUALTZE MATILDE December 18, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Don’t scoff. Don’t laugh. The Mayan Apocalypse End of The World As We Know It is December 21. [SYNCHRONIZE YOUR CHRONOMETERS WITH OUR COUNTDOWN CLOCK IN THE RIGHT COLUMN.] Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard knows what the real deal is, and she says goodbye to her all her Ozzie mates in this video from December […]

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Ñewsweek: LOST GOV Jan Brewja, boobs, San Diego billboard

by Comic Saenz December 9, 2012 El Now
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When Jan Brewja, governor of the Hate State of Arizona (photo,right), officially announced her absence from the jurisdiction, concerned Americans began a desperate search for LOST GOV, posting flyers on telephone polls and all over the Internets. Her mysterious disappearance almost overshadowed the shocking revelation of Iowa’s Brian Peterson, who finally had to come to […]

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The Talking Dead: No Habla Zombie

by Santino J. Rivera December 5, 2012 Cultura
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The Walking Dead is a great television series. It has captured that attention of the nation with a human drama centered around less-than-human storylines. But it is not without its own flaws, one of which is the lack of racial diversity on the show. One of the people I follow on Twitter is Glen Mazzara, […]

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Dia de Los Muertos Argentine mutants are people too, my friend (video)

by GAUCHO MARX November 2, 2012 Cultura
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The band: El Mató a un Policía Motorizado. The video: Día de Los Muertos. We don’t know why, exactly, but one of the mutants from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall is involved, and he is not muerto. We advise you, therefore, that the events depicted in this video are probably not a true story but rather […]

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Pinche zombies attack another shopping mall, this one in Spain (video)

by JUNIOR WENCES, PhD October 13, 2012 Cultura
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Zombies like shopping malls, although no one knows exactly why. In the award-winning short Zombies and Cigarettes the ghouls attack a mall in Spain and four people try to survive and escape. Will they find an exit? Will they find true love? Or, failing that, will they be able to get the blood off their […]

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Remake of Spanish classic, this ‘Lazarillo Z’ has zombies (trailer)

by CISCO YBERRA August 9, 2012 Cultura
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In this remake of the 16th-Century Spanish-language novel, The Life of Lazarillo de Tormes and of His Fortunes and Adversities, we follow the adventures of young Lazarillo Z. He’s just a poor boy, from a poor family, who has to live by his wits after being sold to a series of cruel masters. In this […]

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Complete ‘Hey Vato!’ NSFW existential angst of Chuy y Smiley (videos)

by Don Juan Gamera June 30, 2012 Cultura
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When we heard one of our favorite Hey Vato! episodes (The Tattoo) would be screening at the San Francisco Frozen Film Festival we knew it was time for a special Sabado Ponchonte Saturday Night Video Festival featuring EVERY episode of our favorite web series, in order, so here they are. Hey Vatos! Orale!

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