Texas GOP politician’s Tweet makes him ‘Pendejo of the Month’

univisiondebate(PNS reporting from EAST LOS) Texas State Senator Dan Patrick, a Republican Lieutenant Governor wannabe, was named Pendejo of the Month Wednesday by the American Pochismo Institute (API.) The award followed his Univision debate Tuesday with San Antonio Mayor Julián Castro (photo.)

API’s designation, which is usually not revealed until the end of the month, was awarded Wednesday to Patrick for actions “Above And Beyond the Call of Douchery” after Patrick sent this Tweet Tuesday evening about how much he loves “Hispanics:”

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“WTF WTF WTF!?” API spokesman and civil rights leader Emiliano Zapata Shabazz-Jones told PNS. “We knew we didn’t have to wait for the end-of-the-month Awards Committee pachanga after that Tweet. Point. Game. Match. The gordita has sung. Put a fork in it, cabrone, the elote is done.”

“He cares for Hispanics in the pinche womb? Once they come out he’s all about shitty schools, messing with women’s bodies, gutting health care, racist restrictive voting regulations, and the Migra-Industrial Complex. F this puto!”

The Senator, said the Institute spokesman, would get his certificate (photo) in the mail real soon now, hopefully before “his propensity for density reached its theoretical maximum, at which point we all may be fracked, just sayin’, yo!”

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