Video: Texas leads nation in bad R&B/hot Latinas

by Dru Ron Ron on February 18, 2014 in Cultura, Pocho Ñews Service, Video

Screen Shot 2014-02-18 at 6.27.09 AM(PNS reporting from SAN ANTONIO) Texas is the state with the worst R&B in the nation, according to a new study by the University of Texas at Austin.  The Lone Star state, which has a earned a reputation as the home of blues legends such as Robert Johnson, Albert Collins and Stevie Ray Vaughan, has experienced a mass exodus of R&B talent, seeking fame and fortune in such states as Florida, California and Michigan.

“We are experiencing the worst R&B drought since 1974, when R&B was redefined to exclude the blues,” says UT researcher Austin Heepy. “Today, R&B stands for Ridiculously & Bad.”

As a result of the study, the Institute of Texan Cultures has recently cancelled its 1st Alamo R&B Festival featuring headliners IceJJFish and James Harden.

In related news, a follow up UT study is expected to show that San Antonio leads the nation in hot R&B video Latinas.

IceJJFish – On The Floor (Official “Music” Video)

Harden Soul (Full “Song”) featuring James Harden

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