Villaraigosa’s proposal to new L.A. mayor Garcetti: ‘Be my wingman’

by María Purísima on May 22, 2013 in El Now, Pocho Ñews Service

(PNS reporting from LOS ANGELES)  Outgoing Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villariagosa has a proposal for incoming mayor Eric Garcetti: Be my wingman.

Villariagosa has been contemplating life after being LA’s mayor — and it’s not looking good. Reviewing his taste for power and dating attractive women who would be out of his shorty league if he weren’t powerful, Villariagosa told PNS he’s worried.

“Seriously bro, do you know how easy it was to get laid when I was bringing the ladies home to the Los Angeles Mayor’s mansion in Hancock Park?” he asked PNS. “Without the title and the house, I’m like, just another short Mexican guy in LA, you know?”

Villariagosa said he would by no means want to upstage the new mayor, but perhaps the two could become bros.

“Maybe the new mayor could be my wingman, you know? Or, maybe I could just stay in the mayor’s mansion and we could be roommates?”

PNS hasn’t seen it yet, but chances are Villaraigosa is going to be checking Craigslist for available Hancock Park rooms soon.

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