(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) America will pause tomorrow to remember the life and message of Ricky Martin Luther King Jr., whose Tengo a Dream y Dance! speech changed the nation forever.
Post offices and other public facilities will be closed, banks and stock exchanges are taking the day off and salsa picante and sweet potato pie – his favorite snack combo – will go on sale all across America. Monday’s holiday honors RMLK’s 39th birthday.
Despite his tragic death in 2007 (he was shot and killed by the president of his fan club before an appearance in Dallas) King’s promotion of “love, equality, justice, innocence, malice, refuge, oppression, freedom” has continued to resonate for confused African-Americans, Latinos, Afro-Latinos, Chicanx and Anglx alike.
“OK, so I was like totally living la vida loca,” said Manila Envelopé of Miami, now an assistant professor of computer science at South Beach Community College. “Superstitions, black cats, and voodoo dolls, the whole schtick. But then I heard RMLK on the radio singing about the how ‘the children are our future,’ and my life changed forever.”
“Well, now, I have my very own dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character and not wearing a hoodie.”
“Four children? Actually, dude, I don’t even have kids,” she said, “although I certainly have had issues with the men in my life vis-a-vis sexual consent. ‘Jello Pudding Pop’ my eye! But now the only black cats in my life are LOLCats online. Ricky King not only had a dream, but he had a dream with a good beat that was easy dance to.”
“I was at the big Dance on Washington back in the day,” retired airport anesthesiologist Juan Don Gamera told PNS in El Paso. “All these people, together, different people, long ones, tall ones, short ones, brown ones, black ones, round ones — I’ll never forget it.”
“We danced, arm in arm, sometimes by ourselves, occasionally doing line dances, and then more folklorico kinds of things, a mambo, some cha-chas, all united by the belief that claves are all you need. And shrooms.”
“Then, when RMLK sang his speech, I felt that time just stopped,” he recalled. “Later, when I woke up in the hospital, they told me I had fainted from dehydration.”
The Los Angeles RMLK Day observances will take on a fabulous showbiz flair.
Thousands of people are expected to participate in a 24-hour I Have A Dream To Live The Vida Loca vegan hunger and dance strike. Their goal is to call attention to the rhythmic inequality pervasive across the world.
“We don’t think it is right that some ethnic groups have all this soul and know how to shake shake shake shake shake shake their nalgas, when so many other ethnicities can’t even tap their fingers so good,” said Manny “Bam Bam” Martinez, the group’s spokesperson.
Martinez’ Bitches of Nuevo Zacatecas activist group will gather outside the former location of Tower Records on West Hollywood’s Sunset Strip.
They plan on not eating any animal products at the lunch counter that isn’t there anyhow and also not moving their hips for 24 hours. Some have also vowed to wear pleather pants for the duration of the gathering, like the prison uniform their movement’s founder was forced to wear in a Birmingham, AL jail.
In Chicago, gang intervention specialist Sally Goranda-Rosa reverently repeated her hero’s teachings:
“Life is short, so make it what you wanna. Make it good, don’t wait until mañana,” she said. “And one day, even the states of Texas and Arizona, desert states, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression will be transformed into oases of freedom and justice.”
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