Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Pocho Ocho Top Unsolved Mysteries (video)

Maricopa County Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio told a Tea Party meeting Tuesday he is still investigating President Obama’s birth certificate, which he says is a forgery.

But that’s not all! These are Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Pocho Ocho Top Unsolved Mysteries:

8. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

7. Fucking magnets, how do they work?

6. Who cut the cheese?

5. Is this the right room for an argument?

4. Ancient aliens?

3. Is Crooked Hillary really La Llorona? Many people, important people, very smart people, believe me, qualified people, say she is, OK?

2. Did you see my car keys?

And the Numero Uno Unsolved Mystery Sheriff Joe Arpaio Is Still Investigating is…

How could I be so stupid?

Especial Correspondents Professor Equis and Comic Saenz contributed to this report.