If you’re black, you don’t know. If you’re brown, you remain in the dark. Red or yellow? Ditto — the Secret World of White People is hidden from your view. Reporter Ed Murphy goes under cover as a white guy to find out what’s behind the white door. The moral of the story? Be kind to your web-footed friends.

You can be whatever you want to be if you just set your mind to it, and Carmen (played by Roberta Valderrama) knows she can move up the law enforcement ladder from mall security guard to a career with the police. (NSFW language.)