PNS Hot Flash: Apartment 2B loud sex stops, neighbors worry

(PNS reporting from SANTA MONICA) Neighbors in the south wing of the Casa Sanchez Apartments on South Lincoln Boulevard are concerned that the nice couple in apartment 2B has stopped having the nightly loud sex that intrigued, amused and stimulated everyone else in the building.

“Everyone hopes they’re OK,” 2C tenant Scott Alvarado (photo, right) told PNS Wednesday. “They seemed like such sweet kids and very much in love. Relationships are hard.”

The couple in question, Gabriela Sandoval and Ricardo Brea, moved into the one-bedroom unit in October. They were very loud lovemakers until the end of February, Alvarado said.

Observant neighbors have noticed that Amazon and Zappos packages left outside the couple’s door by UPS are never there the next day, but no one has seen the pair in the halls, the laundry room or the underground garage.

“Yeah. Seriously. What are we supposed to think?” 3B tenant Janelle Beltran wondered. “They were the best thing that happened to my sex life since I got a new vibrator. I’m sorry I ever whined about them. For reals.”

“If I were smart I’d be burning some sage right now! Or maybe get some poppers.”

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