Pocho Ocho worst Christmas presents evah

Maybe it’s me. I mean no one else gets presents like this, do they? This year, mi cholo got me action figure condoms!

Hard to believe I know, but it’s been worse. Here’s my list of the pocho ocho worst Christmas presents evah:

8. Flan-flavored vodka

7. Wine bra

6. Makeup kit from Rite Aid

5. “Abidas” sweat suit from the Pocoima swap meet

4. A six pack of USA tube socks

3. Guava-flavored lube

2. Miller High Life Zippo cigarette lighter

And the numero uno worst Christmas present I evah got is…

Chia pet Britney. WTF?