Maybe it’s me. I mean no one else gets presents like this, do they? This year, mi cholo got me action figure condoms!
Hard to believe I know, but it’s been worse. Here’s my list of the pocho ocho worst Christmas presents evah:
8. Flan-flavored vodka
7. Wine bra
6. Makeup kit from Rite Aid
5. “Abidas” sweat suit from the Pocoima swap meet
4. A six pack of USA tube socks
3. Guava-flavored lube
2. Miller High Life Zippo cigarette lighter
And the numero uno worst Christmas present I evah got is…
Chia pet Britney. WTF?