Advertising agency ZUBI (in Florida, of course) steps up for the minority of “Latinos” and “Hispanics” who aren’t Mexican — and people who hate tacos. Because “Latino emotions,” tu sabes, are different and require special emoji.
At [insert company name here] we care about the __________, the __________ and the ___________ so you and your family can ____________ and the world _______________.
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Don’t worry, says MR. POCHO. And be happy.