After the responses came in, we picked the best answers, and then carefully removed all the information that could personally identify the authors because El Cucuy.
And so we present Los Pochodores’ Pocho Ocho Top New Year Revolutions:
8. Curb my smartphonethusiasm [I’m not addicted. I can unplug any time I want. Hold on I have a text.]
7. Find a better way to check if I washed all the jalapeño juice off my hands — better than rubbing my eyes.
6. Get my Mexican Wife Game on point with a new, improved caldo de res recipe.