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POTUS and FLOTUS in secret meetup with top GOP leader (GIF)

by Comic Saenz on January 23, 2017 in El Now, Las Fotos, Pocho Ñews Service


(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON) President Donald Trump and FLOTUS Melania Trump made an unannounced 3 AM excursion to the National Mall to seek the blessing of revered former Republican President Abraham Lincoln, according to a photo released by the White House this Monday morning.

“President Trump was honered to receive President Lincoln’s bigly support. Period.” Press Secretary Sean Spicer said in a statement that accompanied the photograph. “And the press needs to stop lying about phlogiston, which, as every real American knows, is the active ingredient in chemtrails,” he added.

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