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Franklin says ‘swarthy’ immigrants hurt our rep on Mars

by GAYLORD P. HARNELL February 6, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from PHILADELPHIA) Local publisher Benjamin “Sparky” Franklin (Poor Richard’s Almanac) is shocked by all the non-English-speaking dark-skinned foreigners in the City of Brotherly Love and worries about how our planet appears to residents of Venus and Mars. The “swarthy” German newcomers are too stupid to learn English, the Society Hill resident charged in […]