Cheech and Chong Xmas Classic: ‘Police got my car!’ (NSFW video)


Cheech y Chong can’t go burn one or grab a beer at the bar. Por que? Police got my car! [NSFW adult lyrics.]

Los lyrics:

Hey man you wanna go out and get a beer and burn one or something,
I can’t man the police they got my car,
What do you mean the police got your car,
Just what I said the police got my car,
The police got your car,
You stupid αss the police they got my car,
Dude I can’t believe the police got your car,
Ahh shut up man.

Police got my car,
Police got my car,
Police got my car,
While I was driving home from the bar.

Dude that really sucks.

Police got my car,
Police got my car,
The police got my car,
While I was driving drunk from the bar.

Son of a bίtch I want my Chevy for Christmas,
I want my friggin’ 60 Chevy for Christmas,
You stupid dίck I want my Chevy for Christmas,
So I can go drink at the bar.

Son of a bίtch I want my Chevy for Christmas,
I want my friggin’ 60 Chevy for Christmas,
You stupid dίck I want my Chevy for Christmas,
So I can go get drunk at the bar.

Police got my car,
Police got my car,
Police got my car,
While I was driving getting stoned in South Central.

Dude that don’t rhyme,
Shut up man.

Police got my car,
The police got my car,
The police got your car,
Police got my car,
While I was driving home drunk from the bar.

You got a DUI man.

You stupid dίck I want my Chevy for Christmas,
I want my friggin’ 60 Chevy for Christmas,
I told my bίtch I’d have my Chevy for Christmas,
So we could get drunk at the bar.

You stupid dίck I want my Chevy for Christmas,
Who’s the dίck man,
I want my friggin’ 60 Chevy for Christmas,
Son of a bίtch I want my Chevy for Christmas,
So we can go get drunk at the bar.

Calm down man,
Ahh shut up man.

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