Research shows our dreams are getting more and more violent. Should we be working harder to reduce this violence? [NSFW F-bomb.]
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Gentrification: Stop complaining, STFU, and GTFO (NSFW video)
The Latino Comedy Project has selflessly written, produced, and uploaded Gentrification Explained, just so you’ll understand why you need to STFU and GTFO. [NSFW language.]
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Mas…Gentrification: Stop complaining, STFU, and GTFO (NSFW video)
Craigslist Austin Missed Connection W4M: ‘Sex and Tacos’ (NSFW video)
Craigslist Austin W4M Missed Connection: “…We met at the park…” [NSFW F-bomb.]
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Mas…Craigslist Austin Missed Connection W4M: ‘Sex and Tacos’ (NSFW video)
Cheech and Chong Xmas Classic: ‘Police got my car!’ (NSFW video)
Cheech y Chong can’t go burn one or grab a beer at the bar. Por que? Police got my car! [NSFW adult lyrics.]
Los lyrics:
Mas…Cheech and Chong Xmas Classic: ‘Police got my car!’ (NSFW video)
De Nalgas: We’re here to help you stop ‘f-ing up’ (NSFW music video)
Mexican punks De Nalgas are the f*ckers that have come to wake you up. Although the song is ostensibly directed at music business posers, we think it has a wider application. 😉
[NSFW lyrics in Español, adult images.]
Mira los lyrics and [official] translation:
Mas…De Nalgas: We’re here to help you stop ‘f-ing up’ (NSFW music video)
Rage Against the Machine: Take the Power Back! (NSFW 1997 video)
POCHO amigo Flavio Morales dug this oldie up out of the secret vaults that hold the treasured recordings of his groundbreaking TV program Illegal Interns:
Live concert footage from 1997 of Take the Power Back by Rage Against the Machine.
[RATM is, indeed, raging so there are many NSFW F-bombs etc. Also, if play it loud you can sing along and no one will know.]
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Mas…Rage Against the Machine: Take the Power Back! (NSFW 1997 video)
Salsa band Grupo Descarrilao: Trump is a ‘Bully’ (NSFW music video)
New York hiphop-rock-salsa band Grupo Descarrilao is beyond ready to stop Donald Trump the Bully. Are you? Register. Vote. VOTOLATINO can help. [NSFW adult language.]
De Nalgas: We are culeros, here to wake you up (NSFW audio, lyrics)
Mexico City punk rockers De Nalgas’ (On Your Butt) new single, Pare de Sufrir Pare de Mamar (Stop Suffering, Stop Fucking Up) from the album Vulgar Dulce Hogar, has some deep feels about celebrity vs ability in the music world. POCHO scored the Mexclusive NSFW lyrics in Spanish and English to spread the word. [Adult language in the Spanish audio, too.]
Mira los lyrics:
No soy un genio, no soy inventor de nada
solamente hago lo que se me da la gana
No me importa si lo que hago te parece una mamada
sigo con mi onda y no me meto con tu banda
No soy perfecto, tampoco le hago al cuento
mientras más hablas más importancia tú me das
tu onda mamalona me emputa y me encabrona
mientras más hablas más poco a poco te hundes más
Mas…De Nalgas: We are culeros, here to wake you up (NSFW audio, lyrics)
Cristina Martinez: Don’t mess with this Chicana! (NSFW poetry video)
This Latinx does not want your stereotyping BS. Cristina Martinez performing Chicana at the Cherokee Man and the Mockingbird graffiti mural at Decatur Station in Decatur, Georgia. [NSFW F-bomb.]
Lewis Black explains why ‘Redskins’ is offensive (NSFW video)
Washington, D.C. native and football fan Lewis Black explains to fans why the name “Washington Redskins” for the hometown football team is offensive to Native Americans. [NSFW F-bombs.]
(If the Facebook video doesn’t play, click here to view it on Facebook.)
Mis hermanas, this is how you ‘feel the power’ (NSFW video)
Juanita Carmelita cooks breakfast and teaches her friend Ashley how to “harness the power.” [NSFW LOL adult content, language.]
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Mas…Mis hermanas, this is how you ‘feel the power’ (NSFW video)
Life and death on the streets: ‘Los Angeles 1991’ (NSFW video)
Race relations in Los Angeles, 1991 are far from ideal. When Mexican-American Eladio goes to avenge the death of his older brother at the hands of a Korean-American merchant, he soon discovers that he’s not the only one with a reason to kill today. [NSFW adult language, F-bombs; graphic violence.]
Mas…Life and death on the streets: ‘Los Angeles 1991’ (NSFW video)
Rednecks With Attitude: ‘Straight Outta Compton’ (NSFW video)
Would the nominees at the OSCARs be any different if Academy voters had seen this cowboy version of Straight Outta Compton when it came out in 2009? How about Donald Trump’s B.E.T Awards? [Totally NSFW adult lyrics, F-bombs, N-word, etc.] (Video by CowboyGangstaRap.)
NSFW Video: Best of News Bloopers for 2015
Oh no you didn’t!
Kids tell Trump what they really think of him in totally NSFW video
What do you get when a bunch of cute kids use very adult language to tell El Donald what exactly they think of him and his racist agenda? The video is called Trashing Trump: Latino Kids Pound Racism Like a Piñata and it’s from DeportRacism.com. [NSFW: F-bombs galore.]
Rude Aussie narrates Yanet Garcia lingerie photo shoot (NSFW video)
Yanet Garcia, the Televisa Monterrey weather hottie, video’d a sexy lingerie photo shoot for men’s magazine H Para Hombres and an Australia bro at UNILAD added NSFW play-by-play commentary including F-bombs.
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Mas…Rude Aussie narrates Yanet Garcia lingerie photo shoot (NSFW video)
Wassup foo? Felipe Esparza says it’s ‘Taco Tuesday’ (NSFW)
Wassup foo? Felipe Esparza say it’s Taco Tuesday! [NSFW adult language.]
Mas…Wassup foo? Felipe Esparza says it’s ‘Taco Tuesday’ (NSFW)
Live! All Things Comedy Podcast @AlMadrigal (NSFW Video)
[8:48PM PST] Whoa! LOL funny! Sorry you missed the live webcast. We don’t know if a re-run will be available, but we’ll let you know.
Check it out! POCHO Migrant Editor Al Madrigal and friends at the All Things Comey Podcast, LIVE from NerdMelt Comics on the Sunset Strip!
All Things Comedy Live Podcast by allthingscomedy
William S. Burroughs offers a ‘Thanksgiving Prayer’ (NSFW video)
Beat icon, literary treasure, junkie, poet and provocateur William S. Burroughs offered this Thanksgiving Prayer in 1986. You don’t know Burroughs? His most famous book was Naked Lunch, and Wikipedia says he specialized in satire and “paranoid fiction.” (NSFW language.)
My Halloween costume? I’m going as La Pequeña Hillary Hulk (video)
I’ve decided on my Halloween costume for this year. I’m going as La Pequeña Hillary Hulk.
MexicanPeopleMeet.com: Big-ass Facebook – for Mexicans! (NSFW video)
Dating has never been easier — and more Mexican! MexicanPeopleMeet.com has the hookups you’ve been waiting for. It’s like a big-ass Facebook — for Mexicans! [NSFW adult language, F-bombs, etc.]
Mas…MexicanPeopleMeet.com: Big-ass Facebook – for Mexicans! (NSFW video)
Sex change operation helps Sarah Silverman close wage gap (video)
My girlfriend, self-admitted vagina owner Sarah Silverman, finds a way to close the wage gap between men and women – with a sex change operation. [TOTALLY NSFW VIDEO.]
If you don’t think a penis transplant is right for you, help working women close the wage gap here.
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Mas…Sex change operation helps Sarah Silverman close wage gap (video)
Felipe Esparza: The Seven Spanish Cuss Words (LatinoUSA audio)
“There are some words, not many, just a few — that we decided, we won’t use them all the time,” said the late comedian George Carlin in his famous routine about the “seven dirty words.” If you aren’t familiar with it –– the skit tries to pinpoint a definitive list of words you can never say on radio and television [See NSFW video below.]
Mas…Felipe Esparza: The Seven Spanish Cuss Words (LatinoUSA audio)
Butter Krust says ya’ll should ‘Butter Ya’self’ (NSFW music video)
You can search the Interwebs for days, but you won’t find a better rapping bananas, butter sticks and hotdog roll stop motion music video than Butter Ya’Self, featuring Butter Krust and Nana Splitz.
[NSFW adult lyrics.] Video by Julian Petschek.
Today’s Word: Pronunciation, definition of ‘chingadera’ (NSFW video)
Pat Cordes, one of the mujeres chingonas responsible for the Mexico Guru website, demonstrates the proper pronunciation of chingadera, and then she uses it correctly in a sentence. [NSFW adult language.]
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Mas…Today’s Word: Pronunciation, definition of ‘chingadera’ (NSFW video)
Enthusiastic dude salutes the Border Patrol (NSFW video)
Check out this enthusiastic greeting and salute from a citizen to members of the Border Patrol, said to have been recorded several weeks ago by one Danny Binladin in Perris, CA. [NSFW adult language.]
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Mas…Enthusiastic dude salutes the Border Patrol (NSFW video)
Getting chilly out? It’s the season for ‘Snuggies’ (NSFW video)
When the weather get cold, everyone shivers, including your creepy uncle and the folks at your racist cult tent meetings in the woods. That’s why you need Snuggies — they’re like blankets, but with pinche sleeves! [Totally NSFW language.]
What’s that smell? It’s Lil MoCo and his hyna ‘Skonkas’ (NSFW video)
Lil MoCo loves the hyna hood rats (AKA jainas) so much, he made them a music video! [Totally NSFW language.]
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Mas…What’s that smell? It’s Lil MoCo and his hyna ‘Skonkas’ (NSFW video)
Diego Luna teaches Conan O’Brien Spanish: ‘¡Que pedo!’ (video)
Elysium star Diego Luna gives late-night host Conan O’Brien un poco de ayuda. No mames!
Chingo Bling to Drake: ‘Started from the Border’ (NSFW video)
Chingo Bling and his posse show Drake how it’s really done in Started from the Border. (NSFW language.)
- Thanks to DREAMer Aury Martinez for the tip. Watch her video here!
‘Mija Weekly’ with Elise Roedenbeck breaks the ñews (NSFW video)
POCHO’s New Jack City Burro Jefe Elise Roedenbeck wraps up this week’s ñews in the premiere installment of Mija Weekly. Please note she is quite insistent that you leave comments below. (NSFW language.)
Complete ‘Hey Vato!’ NSFW existential angst of Chuy y Smiley (videos)
When we heard one of our favorite Hey Vato! episodes (The Tattoo) would be screening at the San Francisco Frozen Film Festival we knew it was time for a special Sabado Ponchonte Saturday Night Video Festival featuring EVERY episode of our favorite web series, in order, so here they are. Hey Vatos! Orale!
Mas…Complete ‘Hey Vato!’ NSFW existential angst of Chuy y Smiley (videos)