(PNS reporting from ANAHEIM) Disneyland’s new WE ❤️ MEASLES marketing campaign intends to “pro-actively go where the customers are” by turning “lemons into lemonade,” PNS has learned.
“We’re paving the cowpaths (after cleaning up the caca),” a top executive confided Sunday. “If the highly-desirable Prius-driving-Whole-Foods-shopping demographic is down with measles, Mickey and Minnie are down with it, too.”
“And the mouse likes cheese, am I right? No matter who cut it!”
“Don’t smell it,” he added. “Sell it.”