‘Illegal Immigrant Hunting Permits’ were a mistake, so sorry (video)

Hey, all you Hispanics! We’re sorry — it was a big mistake. Ha ha ha, a joke gone bad. No, a mistake. You know those Illegal Immigrant Hunting Permit stickers we were selling in our Colorado gas stations with convenience stores managed by that national convenience store conglomerate that ordered the shiny multi-colored bumper stickers from a Kansas “novelty” manufacturer?

Big mistake. Our bad. No. Strike that. Never happened! Why did you liberal TV news reporters plant those stickers in our store?