The Boy Scouts of American today reaffirmed their policy denying membership to gay boys. But wait, there’s more!
Who are the Pocho Ocho OTHER forbidden scouts? You can’t be a Boy Scout if you’re
8. Tired
7. Poor
6. Huddled, massed and/or yearning to be free
5. Left-handed
4. Near-sighted
3. High-minded
2. Tempest-tossed
And the numero uno forbidden Boy Scout is…
Gaga.