During Lent, according to Wikipedia, “many of the faithful commit to fasting or giving up certain types of luxuries as a form of penitence.”
Here are the Pocho Ocho Top luxuries Latinos are giving up for Lent:
8. Theatrical trailers for Olaf’s Frozen Adventure
7. Speaking respectfully to creditors
6. Exploitation of conchas, especially pink ones
5. Trump-touting tios
4. The Albuquerque Journal
2. Rice-flour tortilla non-GMO vegan kale relleno tacos
And the Numero Uno Top Thing Latinos are giving up for Lent is…
Horchata-flavored Tide PODS®.
- Especial Correspondents Lalo Alcaraz, Gustavo Arellano, Comic Saenz, Tia Lencha, and Ms. LunaSol contributed to this report.
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