Everyone in Politistan is talking about the upcoming “fiscal cliff,” but that’s not the only topographical terror in America’s future. Here’s our list of the Pocho Ocho problems ahead:
8. Gay Marriage Hump
7. Entitlement Mountain
6. Wall Street Falls
5. Corporate Gorge
4. Environmental Badlands
3. Education Desert
2. Pentagon Sinkhole
And the numero uno topographical terror ahead is…
Cannabis Beach