Pocho Ocho topographical terrors ahead besides the ‘fiscal cliff’

Everyone in Politistan is talking about the upcoming “fiscal cliff,” but that’s not the only topographical terror in America’s future. Here’s our list of the Pocho Ocho problems ahead:

8. Gay Marriage Hump
7. Entitlement Mountain
6. Wall Street Falls
5. Corporate Gorge
4. Environmental Badlands
3. Education Desert
2. Pentagon Sinkhole

And the numero uno topographical terror ahead is…

Cannabis Beach

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