Pocho Ocho worst Christmas presents

panchoclausThe latest Hey Vato! video prompted a little soul searching by the Pochodores.

What are Pocho Ocho worst presents you could get or give this Christmas?

8. A used shank

7. Threefried beans

6. Governor Jan Brewja Doll

5. Ted Cruz ringtone

4. Tia Pet

3. Kale-flavored lube

2. A date with Alberto Gonzalez

And the numero uno worst Christmas present is…

A white Santa Claus

Pancho Clos photo via LubbockOnline.com