Sprechen Sie Deutsch? The Border Patrol says ‘Willkommen!’ (video)

Just like President John F. Kennedy who charmed the world with this line in the 1960s, “Ich bin ein berliner” is magic.

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• Enthusiastic dude salutes the Border Patrol (NSFW video)
• Woman deals with Border Patrol: You cannot search my car (video)
• Mexico builds border wall to keep out U.S. assholes (video)