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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) The Centers for Disease Control is warning of an emerging epidemic hitting middle-aged men who have just begun to go bald and gain weight.

Medical experts are terming the new outbreak “small pipi syndrome” and the list of symptoms is alarming:

• The sudden urge to buy a Corvette, or for poorer men, a Mazda Miata.
• The need for attention from younger women.
• A sad use of youngish slang and lingo.
• A sudden curiosity about why the world does not revolve around them.

  Mas…CDC health warning: Small pipi syndrome hits middle-aged men