Live in a piña under the sea just like ‘Bob Esponja!’ (photo, video)

He lives in a piña under the sea — Bob Esponja — and you can too! Two lovely pineapples for just 25 pesos, or about $1.33. Test your piña for ripeness by pulling out a leaf at the top as you sing along with the Sponge Bob theme song below. If it pulls out easily, it’s ripe (according to my Abuelita). The leaf, you pervert. Get your mind out of the gutter.

The lyrics:

Mas…Live in a piña under the sea just like ‘Bob Esponja!’ (photo, video)

ESPONSORED: Order your 2018 Lalo Alcaraz Cartoon Calendar Now!

It’s time once again to order your LALO ALCARAZ CARTOON CALENDAR.

Because of the horrible path the US has continued on this past year, I will make this promise: I will do my best to try to keep you sane and somewhat amused in 2018 through cartoons and other online chingaderas, but one way I can do it every day is if you buy my 2018 Cartoon Calendar.

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