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christmas
You might be Mexican … if you know ‘Mi Burrito Sabanero’ (video)
It’s the Mexican children’s song everyone sings over Christmas. Do you know the words? Here they are! Question: WTH is “tuki tuki”?
Mas…You might be Mexican … if you know ‘Mi Burrito Sabanero’ (video)
Hey Vato! What do Smiley and Chuy really want for Christmas (video)
Vatos Chuy and Smiley made up a Christmas wish list, but they’re checking it twice!
PREVIOUSLY ON NIKE CORTEZ:
Mas…Hey Vato! What do Smiley and Chuy really want for Christmas (video)
LISTEN: All you want for Christmas: ‘Buñuelos a monton’
É Arenas, bass player for Chicano Batman, cooks up some cumbia for Christmas in this new song
Buñuelos a Monton, and he includes all your favorite fiesta Mexmas specialties:
This image of a ‘Tamalada’ is in the Smithsonian collection (toon)
Tamalada, a lithograph by Chicana artist Carmen Lomas Garza, is in the collection of the Smithsonian. Looks sorta like your family, right, primo?
Mas…This image of a ‘Tamalada’ is in the Smithsonian collection (toon)
La Cucaracha: Olive the Other Reindeer is in big trouble (toon)
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Mas…La Cucaracha: Olive the Other Reindeer is in big trouble (toon)
Tia Lencha’s Cocina: I Teash You How to Make the Three Kings Bread
Hello! Is Tia Lencha here! Merry Chrismas! Today I teash you to make the Three Kings Bread, ju know, the one with the Baby Jesus in it? Jes, tha one.
I haf many things to celebrate this Chrismas, m’ijo get good grades, he has good healthy, he still helps me put my recipes on the google, and oso, Tia Lencha has a novio. Jes, a new one. Don’t jodge. His name is Axl Rosen. He is a Jewish. He didn’t know what the Three Kings Bread is, so I make for him.
Mas…Tia Lencha’s Cocina: I Teash You How to Make the Three Kings Bread
Today’s “La Cucaracha” Christmas toon was designed by Melania Trump
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Do you want to see more like this in 2018?
Mas…Today’s “La Cucaracha” Christmas toon was designed by Melania Trump
Dr. Jean remixes ‘Banana Song’, adds guacamole for Christmas (video)
Dr. Jean Feldman, whose original Banana Song has racked up more than 18 million views on YouTube, returns with a holiday remix. We thank God for Dr. Jean — her guac is not extra.
Mas…Dr. Jean remixes ‘Banana Song’, adds guacamole for Christmas (video)
ESPONSORED: Order your 2018 Lalo Alcaraz Cartoon Calendar Now!
It’s time once again to order your LALO ALCARAZ CARTOON CALENDAR.
Because of the horrible path the US has continued on this past year, I will make this promise: I will do my best to try to keep you sane and somewhat amused in 2018 through cartoons and other online chingaderas, but one way I can do it every day is if you buy my 2018 Cartoon Calendar.
Mas…ESPONSORED: Order your 2018 Lalo Alcaraz Cartoon Calendar Now!
A two-year old’s Chicano Christmas
You’re not going to believe this,
but I was born sitting at the kitchen
table with a tamale already in hand.
Of course, some say, that I was born
on a pool table, but that’s another
story.
I still remember the hogs head
simmering in a pot as my uncle
Louie and his buddies sat listening
respectfully as my grandfather
spoke about times gone by.
First Person True Story: My Holiday at the Laundromat
Happy holidays to all.
Turkey, ham, tamales, eggnog y todo, this is the time of the year where you put a lot of stuff “on hold” till next year, while we get together with familia and friends. It’s a beautiful time of the year, where putting something on the back burner for awhile isn’t such a bad idea.
Some things, however, can’t be procrastinated upon, lest other problems be incurred. Keeping oneself in clean clothes is one of them.
The Pocho Ocho craziest cosas we found in our 2017 Rosca de Reyes
Today is Three Kings Day, Dia de Los Reyes Magos, AKA Epiphany, the day when Los Tres Reyes dropped by the manger to gift up the original Anchor Baby, El Baby Jesus.
Check out the Pocho Ocho Craziest Things we found in the Rosca de Reyes here at the POCHO world headquarters:
8. Rosca’s Chicken and Waffles
7. Rockettes seeking asylum
6. 300-puund Яusski hacker
Mas…The Pocho Ocho craziest cosas we found in our 2017 Rosca de Reyes
Extra sweet Los Tres Reyes Magos cartoons en Español
¡Feliz Dia de Los Magos! And Epiphany. And Dia de Los Tres Reyes.
En Ingles for you pochos: The first documented case of stage names…And what do you guys think of ‘Melchior, Gaspar, and Balthazar’? It just feels like ‘Hugo, Paco, and Luis’ lack punch.”
