Screw Dora the Explorer and her pinche monkey too

I’ve got a problem with Dora the Explorer. I know you do too.

What the hell is the matter with television’s longest running bilingual toon whore?

This passive-aggressive little cow yells too much.

She asks a question, then waits silently for the answer while staring at you like a creep. I swear she can see me through the TV screen!

This unemployed bitch has been on air for almost 13 years now and she hasn’t figured out why her backpack is on acid and why her pet monkey stole her boots.

Ask the monkey, it fucking talks, dumbass!

Mas…Screw Dora the Explorer and her pinche monkey too