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8. The French pooch got more air time then all Latinos.
7. They made Sheila E play timbales in the balcony.
6. Meryl Streep has been nominated more than all the Latinos since the Aztecs.
5. The Spanglish animated feature Puss in Boots got pimp-slapped by a Johnny Depp cartoon lizard.
Mas…Pocho Ocho reasons the Oscars sucked