Pocho Ocho reasons ‘Hispanics’ like Conan O’Brien

Conan O’Brien’s show is more popular with Hispanic viewers than any other late-night program, the vaguely-talented host announced Monday night. Here are the Pocho Ocho reasons why:

8. He has hair like everyone’s tio.

7. Hispanics think he is funny; Latinos don’t.

6. He has more Latino comedy writers than George Lopez did — one.

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