reelection

Rick Perry announced Monday he won’t be running for reelection as Texas’ governor.

So what’s up next for this GOP favorite? Here are the Pocho Ocho things on Rick Perry’s to-do list:

8. Concentrate his hatred on a wider range of disenfranchised groups

7. Sign with the Lakers

6. Spend more time with the Westboro Baptist family

Mas…Pocho Ocho new items on TX Gov. Rick Perry’s to-do list