Do you have trouble growing a big bigote?
Are you follicle-challenged in the upper liply region?
Are you the lone bare-faced boy in a room of full of hirsute hombres?
Let’s talk turkey, carnal.
We mean Turkey with capital T that rhymes with “pee.” OK, maybe that’s a bad example. But Turkey, the sick man of Europe, may have the ‘stache you’ve been looking for.
The Wall Street Journal reports:
Mas…Are you bigote-challenged? Try Turkey for mustache transplants