I’m bored bigly and I’m tired of just hanging around! Sad!
All this “lie down on the couch” and “how does that make you feel?” nonsense from the shrink is harshing my yellow!”
“I need the wind in my toupe and the open road ahead of me. Oh, look! There’s an ad on CraigsList for a carfool lane dummy! That’s so moi! Disrespecting the law, screwing over the environment AND ogling chicks! MAGA, baby! Shotgun!”
[Photos by Mike Zyda. He’s on the Instagram, too.]