STIX NIX HICKS PICKS (POCHO.com 1999)

(PNS reporting from HOLLYWOOD) Latino media crix nix the new prime-time fall tele sked in latest minority tubthump, claiming the nets are ignoring a whammo part of the aud by nixing topline talent of color. They also accuse not only webs, but percenteries, individual percenters, reps, prexies and veeps for the lack of color in the ranks of exex, scribblers, scripters, scribes, helmers and thesps.

They have called for a powwow, a huddle or even just a pour with reps from the biz to demand more gigs and deals inked for all skeins, including sitcoms, sudsers, syndies, strips, suspensers and made-fors, and for exec hikes at the nets and netlets. When asked why more Latinos aren’t making it in Hollywood, an anonymous exec said, “They just don’t speak our language.”

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