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NO DAPL! (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA on November 30, 2016 in Cartoons, El Now

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A Centuries-Old Traditional Thanksgiving at Standing Rock (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA November 24, 2016 Cartoons
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De Nalgas: We’re here to help you stop ‘f-ing up’ (NSFW music video)

by Soy Capitan November 23, 2016 Cultura
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Mexican punks De Nalgas are the f*ckers that have come to wake you up. Although the song is ostensibly directed at music business posers, we think it has a wider application. 😉 [NSFW lyrics in Español, adult images.] Mira los lyrics and [official] translation:

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Dear Trump Voter Ashley: We are real people, not your ‘Taco Tuesday’

by Sandra C. Muñoz November 22, 2016 El Now
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Dear Ashley, I don’t really know you very well. I met you for the first time when my family and I travelled to Rogers, Arkansas to see you marry my nephew. I knew my nephew at some point. I saw him grow up here in Los Angeles until my brother and his wife thought the […]

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Songwriting therapy: When everything is f—-d, keep on going (audio)

by Josh Millard November 22, 2016 Audio
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I wrote a little pep talk, for myself and for anyone else who needs one, as we wade through the fuckedness of all this. Catchy and short and angry and upbeat and exactly a minute long. [NSFW F-bomb.]   [Music and art by METAFILTER main man CORTEX aka Josh Millard.]

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FTP Local #207 taps ‘Mainstream Media’ for 2016 Golden Dookie Award

by Barney Asada November 21, 2016 El Now
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(PNS reporting from BEVERLY HILLS) Local #207 of the Federation of Turd Polishers (FTP) has chosen “The Mainstream Media” as the recipient of their 2016 Golden Dookie Award, PNS has learned. The union will cite the news media’s whitewashing of Donald Trump’s hate, xenophobia, racial prejudice, misogyny, lies, bullying, sexual assault, fraud, and foreign entanglements […]

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Loyalty and Loathing: Is Donald Trump the new Fidel Castro?

by Raul Ramos y Sanchez November 18, 2016 El Now
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Since Donald Trump’s astonishing rise to power, there is only one other public figure I can recall that has drawn such extremes of loyalty and loathing: Fidel Castro in his prime. I will no doubt get an avalanche of criticism from my fellow Cuban-Americans for making this observation. But that simply proves my point. Although […]

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La Cucaracha: Live from Standing Rock, North Dakota (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz November 17, 2016 Cartoons
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Pocho Ocho Top Tunes on Obama’s forthcoming jazz CD

by Especial Correspondents November 17, 2016 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON D.C.) President Barack Obama will launch a new career when his term ends — a career as a jazz saxophonist, PNS has learned. Insiders at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue say the president has been spending almost every weekend for the last six months practicing his tenor saxophone, a gift from former President […]

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I dunno, dude, something about Trump just bugs me (GIF)

by HABLO PICASSO November 15, 2016 Cartoons
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People say: ‘Tia Lencha, what does ju say about Donal Tromp?’

by TIA LENCHA November 15, 2016 El Now
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I say there are racists, or Marxists, or Russia-level fascists An orange glo-worm that hashes and dashes. “Hey Beaner,” said the weiner, “go back to Mexico!” Three gueros in a car. I yell back at the guero, “Oh yeah? Thas not bery far.” And the white people say, there’s no racists, or Marxists, Or Russia level […]

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