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(PNS reporting from MEXICO CITY) Mexico’s senate approved a bill yesterday to build a wall around the tourist mecca of Cancun to discourage the flood of vacuous drunken junior college troglodytes that descend upon the city’s pristine beaches every “Spring Break.”

“When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best…Stop me if you’ve heard this before,” Senator Enrique LaRaza said in his speech prior to the approval vote.

“They’re sending people with Chinese symbol tattoos, and they’re getting even more regrettable tattoos here. They’re bringing spray tans. Bleach tips. They’re bringing two years of obligatory foreign language Spanish. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, go to four-year universities.” [Mas…]

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Latinos pissed, aggressively emphasize America not a country

(PNS reporting from MANHATTAN) For years, Latinos have insisted that they are also “Americans.” Now, U.S. President Donald Trump plans to fine them each time they use the term.

Latin-Americans have well-known fury from being excluded from the “American” membership. Each time a U.S. citizen identifies as American, the resulting argument is more intense than deciding which abuela makes the best tamales. [Mas…]

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Fleet of OVNIs/UFOs shuts down Lima, Peru airport (video)

by ZORRO MULDER March 22, 2017 El Now
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The OVNIs are coming the OVNIs are coming! Two recent sightings of UFOs in formation over Lima, Peru resulted in Jorge Chávez International Airport shutting down twice. Mysterious Universe reports:

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The Beandocks: Obama admits he bugged Trump Tower (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz March 21, 2017 Cartoons
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Orange County pocho misses Cali tacos in NYC, opens own place (video)

by Barney Asada March 21, 2017 El Now
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When Otto Cedeno moved from Orange County to NYC for film school, he missed the California tacos he grew up with. That’s why he opened his own joint, Otto’s Tacos. [Video by Juan L. Espinal.]

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La Cucaracha: Coming to a corner near you–Trump’s budget (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz March 20, 2017 Cartoons
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In Chicago, the Diaz Family works for the ‘American Dream’ (video)

by Barney Asada March 20, 2017 Cultura

Vegetarian Express — two locations in Chicago — is run and owned by the Diaz Family. Everyone in the familia, aside from Miguel’s wife Krystina and their two kids, is a Mexican immigrant. Some family members are documented, some are not, but they all work hard for their American Dream. What is their future during […]

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La Cucaracha: And then they came for the taco guy (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz March 17, 2017 Cartoons
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Young Latina in Virginia fed up with post-Trump racism (video)

by NORTORIOUS M.E.X. March 16, 2017 El Now
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White Americans feel free to be racist, now that Trump is president, she says. The video description on LiveLeak says this girl is in Virginia and it sure looks like the East Coast, but we’re not sure. The rest of the video? Looks and sounds legit. What do you think? [Possibly NSFW in Español.] Whatever […]

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La Cucaracha: Trump lists crimes committed by immigrants (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz March 15, 2017 Cartoons
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Batman and Robin tell kids prejudice hurts teamwork (1949 toon)

by Cartoonistas March 15, 2017 Cartoons

Hey, kids: Batman and Robin know that prejudice has no place in our country. We need teamwork!

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Fake News Video: One Pot Cooking for Men: ‘Rosarito Beach Tacos’

by Barney Asada March 15, 2017 Cultura
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FAKE NEWS! We don’t think this is how they make tacos in Baja’s Rosarito Beach. And while there may be just one pot in the headline, there is also a pan in the video. ALTERNATIVE FACTS? We also notice a distinct lack of Salsa Cebolla Cilantro. Ground turkey? K what? And where did the beans […]

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(I love) Being Mexican-American [video]

by Andalé Mono March 13, 2017 El Now
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Pocha Tatiana Maya ❤️ Being Mexican-American.

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Ask your doctor if IMPEACHARA® is right for you (video)

by DON TREDAME March 13, 2017 El Now
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Since November 8, have you felt angry, depressed, morose, unable to face the day? Ask your doctor if IMPEACHARA® is right for you. [Video by Sam Friedlander.] PREVIOUSLY ON ASK YOUR DOCTOR:

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