Careful, ladies: Driving ‘rolls up the pelvis’ and Pocho Ocho other things

by SHEIKH YERBOUTI on September 30, 2013 in El Now, Pocho Ocho

pelvisshiekh640 Driving is bad for your lady parts, according to Saudi Sheikh Saleh bin Saad al-Luhaydan, a “judicial and psychological consultant to the Gulf Psychological Association.”

Al Arabiya reports:

Driving ‘could have a reverse physiological impact. Physiological science and functional medicine studied this side [and found] that it automatically affects ovaries and rolls up the pelvis. This is why we find for women who continuously drive cars their children are born with clinical disorders of varying degrees,” al-Luhaydayn told Saudi news website sabq.org.

But that’s only the beginning of the problems that are caused when women take the wheel. Here’s the sheikh’s list of the Pocho Ocho other side-effects:

8. Driving could lead to knowledge of the world outside the harem.

7. Women driving will kill jobs in the critical chauffeur sector.

6. Driving means women will be turning — both right AND left.

5. Women driving today means women voting tomorrow!

4. Does this Mini Cooper make me look fat?

3. When women drive, the Baby Issa cries.

2. Two words: Death to America.

And the numero uno thing to expect after women start to drive is…

Camel toes.

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Camel toes by HowComeHesDead via Deviant Art.

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