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Miami Latina running for Congress took a trip on a UFO (video)

by ZORRO MULDER October 19, 2017 El Now
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Three tall, blonde-haired space aliens kidnapped her and took her for a ride in their UFO, which was controlled by quartz rocks, she said. Now Republican entrepreneur Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera (pictured with non-alien tall blonde — we think) is seeking the GOP nomination for Florida’s 27th Congressional District. The NY Post has some deets:

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Trump sings ‘Despacito’ to Joint Session of Congress (fake news video)

by QUESO KASEM July 28, 2017 Cultura
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We got this video from the new dude in the White House — The Mooch. He’s a communicatin’ kinda guy.

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A woman in the White House is just the start: ‘Madam President’

by Verdana Bold July 29, 2016 El Now
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Democrat Hillary Clinton is already making history. And come November, she could achieve another milestone: Becoming America’s first Madam President. Yet behind the groundbreaking nature of her candidacy lies an absence of women in elected office. The U.S. lags behind the rest of the world in female representation at the national level,

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La Cucaracha: How to do absolutely nada and make $174,000+ (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 6, 2016 Cartoons
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La Cucaracha: Run for Congress, do nothing, get rich (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz March 25, 2016 Cartoons
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Illinois Congressman Gutierrez condemns racist governors (video)

by Comic Saenz November 18, 2015 El Now
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Speaking to the House of Representatives on Tuesday, Rep. Luis V. Gutierrez (D-IL) condemned the ignorant governors who have vowed to turn away refugees fleeing violence and seeking freedom in the U.S. Freedom, Gutierrez noted, is exactly what our country stands for. PREVIOUSLY ON CONGRESSMAN GUTIERREZ:

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Congressman Gutierrez: The Pope is the antidote to Trump (video)

by JORGE VAMOS September 11, 2015 El Now

Representative Luis V. Gutierrez (D-ILL), who fights for the American dream as a Member of Congress representing Chicago, thinks we’ve got A Pope, Francis, and an Anti-Pope, the Donald. He explained it all on the floor of the House of Representatives, using popular movie tropes and big photographs:

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La Cucaracha: El Congressman Latino Steve King (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz August 12, 2015 Cartoons
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La Cucaracha: Rep. Loretta Sanchez (D-CA) is an Indian lover (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz June 2, 2015 Cartoons
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Rep. Sanchez mocks American Indians in talk to Indian Americans

by KAY PENN DEJA May 19, 2015 El Now
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Democratic Congresswoman Loretta Sanchez, from Orange County, put her foot in her mouth on Saturday, and she used her hand to do it. In a speech to Indian American Democrats, she whooped up an “American Indian war cry.” She was confused, she told a group of Indian American at a party convention in Anaheim, about […]

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Expect these Pocho Ocho surprises in tonight’s State of the Union

by Especial Correspondents January 20, 2015 El Now
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Washington insiders all know tonight’s State of the Union address — like every one before — will bring a few surprises. We asked around town, and our peeps say these are the top eight to watch for: 8. First use of the Booger-Cam™ captures candid live video of bored Republicans 7. Warmup act Oprah Winfrey to Congress: “You get a drone…and you get a […]

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New GOP-controlled Congress’ Pocho Ocho top policy priorities

by Especial Correspondents January 7, 2015 El Now
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The GOP-controlled Senate and 114th Congress got to work Tuesday (photo, above) and the Republicans were quick to announce their plans for America. Here are their Pocho Ocho top policy priorities: 8. No tax cut left behind 7. Read my lips: No new Mexis 6. All about the race

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Rosebud Sioux Nation: Keystone XL Pipeline Vote is ‘Act of War’

by Moctezuma Cortés November 17, 2014 El Now
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Last week’s vote to approve the controversial Keystone XL pipeline by the Republican-controlled United States House of Representatives constitutes an “act of war” and a “death warrant,” according to the South Dakota Rosebud Sioux (Lakota) Nation, Lakota Voice Rez News reported Friday. Tribal President Cyril L. Scott rebuked the House, according to Rez News: The […]

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End of a Bromance: ‘Tear Drops for Eric Cantor’ by John Boehner

by Soy Capitan August 7, 2014 El Now
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Speaker of the House John Boehner has the sad now that his GOP bromantic buddy Majority Leader Eric Cantor is stepping down. What’s that? Water gushing from Boehner’s ojos? Elise Roedenbeck’s musical dramatization is called Tear Drops for Eric Cantor.

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