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La Cucaracha: Romney won’t run on ‘poverty’ ticket (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 10, 2015 Cartoons
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This Tweet just in from @MexicanMitt Romney (photo)

by Barney Asada December 30, 2014 Cultura
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BUY MY BOOK BEECHES, IT'S FINALLY PRICED FOR MEXICANS pic.twitter.com/wwf6AT0V7q — Mexican Mitt Romnee (@MexicanMitt) December 29, 2014

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Been indicted and it feels so good: The Governor Rick Perry Story

by Comic Saenz August 18, 2014 El Now
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When news broke Friday that GOP presidential nominee wannabe Texas Governor Rick Perry (photo) was indicted on two counts of abuse of power, we were pissed off because we were in the middle of a conference call and didn’t that grand jury know our meeting schedule and publishing deadlines? We realized later, however, that we […]

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End of a Bromance: ‘Tear Drops for Eric Cantor’ by John Boehner

by Soy Capitan August 7, 2014 El Now
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Speaker of the House John Boehner has the sad now that his GOP bromantic buddy Majority Leader Eric Cantor is stepping down. What’s that? Water gushing from Boehner’s ojos? Elise Roedenbeck’s musical dramatization is called Tear Drops for Eric Cantor.

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Rep. Steve King (R-IA) carries a heavy load — hate and ignorance (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 24, 2013 Cartoons
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Breaking: Pasadena asshole complains ‘No one likes me’

by María Purísima May 30, 2013 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from PASADENA) Bob Lowe recently discovered that — for some reason — he is disliked by all his coworkers. He explained the confusing situation to PNS Wednesday afternoon as he poured himself the last cup of coffee, left the empty pot on the heating element, and walked away without making more. “I just don’t […]

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Year in Review: The lonely, fading star of Texas Gov. Rick Perry

by APRES MOI December 20, 2012 El Now
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The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas. Except, of course, when Gov. Rick Perry (photo, right) is involved. The one-time GOP nominee wannabe Perry is so underwhelming that when he walks into a room, it seems as if someone just left. Rick Perry is so stupid he peels […]

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Pocho Ocho ‘gifts’ Democrats gave Latinos to vote for Obama

by Especial Correspondents November 19, 2012 El Now
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Loser and liar Willard “Mitt” Romney finally got something correct! The overwhelming Latino margin for President Bronco Bama was entirely due to “gifts” the Democrats used as bribes. Here are the top eight: 8. Taco Tuesdays covered by Obamacare 7. Rick Bayless gets full-time gig with Food and Drug Administration (Drug Division) 6. New “path […]

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Loser Mitt Romney has the sad: He’s unemployed and part of 47%

by María Purísima November 7, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from BOSTON) Mitt Romney woke up a broken man Wednesday morning and experienced something unimaginable: He had become part of the 47%. “I never thought this would happen to me; my whole life has been turned upside-down,” he told PNS. A moping Romney emerged from his down-quilted bed and silk sheets at about 7AM […]

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Hey SB1070 loser Russell Pearce, karma’s a bitch…

by Lalo Alcaraz August 30, 2012 Cartoons
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Our homies at NBC Latino are reporting that Aryanzona SB1070 creator and sloppy sack of sadness Russell Pearce has lost what is hopefully his final political campaign. We at POCHO are celebrating and gloating that this racist pendejo has been taken out by a fellow Republican. Hopefully he can join bag o’ drunken bones AZ […]

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