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El Santo, the Vimeo description says, is a “Real New-Mexican Story for Real Lovers.” We’ve watched it a buncha times and were not sure what it means or if we are one of those “real lovers” in the intended audience, but we like what we see. [Video by K48 PRODUCTIONS … in Milano of all places.] Also, be careful of strangely glowing cocktails with with bugs inside.

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McDonald’s to broke workers: Sell Xmas presents on Craigslist (video)

by Soy Capitan November 20, 2013 El Now
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McDonald’s employees-only website — McResources — has great tips for broke-ass employees trying to make it through the holidays with only their income from shitty minimum-wage jobs: You’ll eat less if your break your food into little pieces Holiday bills got you down? Sell the Christmas gifts you received on Craigslist! You’ll feel less stressed […]

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Pocho Ocho sketchy substances in Mexican hot sauce besides lead

by Especial Correspondents August 1, 2013 El Now
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NBC reports that El Pato Salsa Picante has been withdrawn from the American market because tests found it was contaminated with lead. El Pato is just one of several Mexican salsa brands that contain the poisonous substance, according to scientists at the University of Nevada Las Vegas. Of course, there’s no way lead is the […]

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Oxnard man says ‘Hand of God’ saved family from salsa poisoning

by Comic Saenz April 24, 2013 Doomsday Countdown
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(PNS reporting from OXNARD, CA) Sam Fuentes is certain he and his kids would be dead today if God hadn’t intervened. “The Lord Almighty — with a strong hand and an outstretched arm — saved us from the Grim Reaper, that’s for sure!” the Del Norte businessman and father of two told PNS. “That salsa coulda […]

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