North Korean space shuttle attacks U.S., Manhattan on fire (video)

North Korea’s Glorious Space Program, launched by Eternally Alive Fearless Leader Kim Jong-Il, has crushed the American Capitalist Running Dogs, destroyed flag-shrouded New York City, all while you sleep, accompanied by the luscious sounds of the Marxist Muzak Orchestra playing We Are the World — and we’ve got video!

Huh? American lamestream media is reporting nothing of this catastrophe? Not to worry — the Brits have you covered.