Pocho Ocho escariest Halloween costumes

Your mileage may vary, of course, but these costumes will scare the hell out of some people in the neighborhood:

8. Lance Armstrong

7. Jerry Sandusky

6. Sheriff Joe Arpaio

5. Gov. Jan Brewja

4. Paul Rodriguez

3. A Mormon missionary

2. Windows 8

And the numero uno escariest Halloween costume is…

Anne Romney.

La Calavera Catrina by Posada.