What, you may axe, distinguishes the Republican and Democratic parties?
Here’s our list of the the Pocho Ocho top differences:
8. GOP: Ted Nugent; Dems: Ted Nguyen
7. GOP: Hands off my guns; Dems: Hands off my vagina
6. GOP: “Boy the way Glenn Miller played”; Dems: “I’ll be there for you”
5. GOP: Merlin; Dems: Bill Nye the Science Guy
4. GOP: Fracking; Dems: Kale chips
3. GOP: Don’t Ask Don’t Tell; Dems: Ooooh, tell me everything, girlfriend!
2. GOP: Private equity hedge funds; Dems: Menudo cook-offs
And the numero uno difference between the Republicans and Democrats is…
GOP: Mope; Dems: Hope.