His spirited defense of torture, based on something he saw Jack Bauer do on television’s 24, was truly his finest hour.
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Jack Bauer saved Los Angeles….He saved hundreds of thousands of lives! – Antonin Scalia
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Also inside: A printed copy of Scalia’s dissent from “In re Troy Anthony Davis, 08-1443”:
This Court has _never_ held that the Constitution forbids the execution of a convicted defendant who has had a full and fair trial but is later able to convince a habeas court that he is “actually” innocent.
Scalia never let mere words on paper stand in the way of his deeply-held beliefs, not the Constitution and not the Catholic Bible. Don’t let words on paper stand in the way of filling out the attached form and ordering your keepsakes today!
Yes! Just like Antonin Scalia, I, too, would waterboard The Baby Jesus to stop a gay marriage. Please send me my Waterboarding Cloth and bonus Lethal Injection Syringe.
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