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Pocho Ocho reasons Republicans think Romney was defeated
Gov. Willard “Mitt” Romney lost big last night and the finger pointing has begun. Here are the GOP’s Pocho Ocho top excuses for the defeat:
8. Donald Trump bad hair day
7. Matlock marathon suppressed old white people vote
6. Cheap imported Chinese binders couldn’t hold the women required for victory
Mas…Pocho Ocho reasons Republicans think Romney was defeated
Pocho Ocho top excuses for not voting tomorrow
Everyone has reasons why you should vote. What are the best reasons not to?
8. That time of the month
7. I have a headache
6. I have to wash my hair