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Have A Corrido New Year!
Have a chill 2014, and and may the only ICE you encounter be the ice in your adult beverages.
PREVIOUSLY ON ICE:
Happy New Year? Ring out the old, ring in the new — who will you be kissing when the clock strikes 12?
PREVIOUSLY ON HOLIDAY CULTURE ALERTS:
The Zapatistas… issued a declaration which amounted to a declaration of war on the Mexican government, which they considered so out of touch with the will of the people as to make it completely illegitimate.
Welcome to 2012, the last year, according to the Mayan Calendar, which predicts the end of the world on Dec. 21. No worries – we have what you need:
- A countdown clock on the right so you can sync your watch for the big day
- This New Age technomuzak didactic rap video by Gurudevi which links the Mayan wisdom to a properly calibrated understanding of the 13-month-cycles of noospheric spacetime (WARNING DON’T WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU ARE DRIVING):