(PNS reporting from NEW YORK CITY) Lady Gaga — on tour to promote a new album — is showing off new red hot wardrobe performance pyrotechnics designed to appeal to Latinos.
The chanteuse commissioned a special exploding salsa bra (see artist’s rendering) and will personally dispense salsa into the tacos of Latinos across the country. Part of her tour will include special mini shows at taco stands across America.
As a followup to her hit song Alejandro, beloved by Latinos because of the title, Gaga’s new single is Tapa Tetas, a play on the name of the popular salsa, Tapatio. The song deals with a spicy Latina who is trying to find her place in the world.
I truly believe that Lady Gaga stole this New York Dominicana’s hairstyle. “Maluca” in Spanish is a derivative of “Mala” which means bad or mean girl; in Portuguese “maluca” means crazy or mischievous. Maluca Mala’s performances are filled with heat and intensity. Keep your eye on this lady, folks, she makes heads turn, just like in the video!