(PNS reporting from NEW YORK CITY) Lady Gaga — on tour to promote a new album — is showing off new red hot wardrobe performance pyrotechnics designed to appeal to Latinos.
The chanteuse commissioned a special exploding salsa bra (see artist’s rendering) and will personally dispense salsa into the tacos of Latinos across the country. Part of her tour will include special mini shows at taco stands across America.
As a followup to her hit song Alejandro, beloved by Latinos because of the title, Gaga’s new single is Tapa Tetas, a play on the name of the popular salsa, Tapatio. The song deals with a spicy Latina who is trying to find her place in the world.
“This isn’t about me, this is about my fans, my little monstruos, who are special and unique,” she told PNS. “If I can bring just a little bit of happiness into their lives, even at the end of my bra, then I’ve done my job.”
“Omigod!” one excited fan emailed PNS when he heard about the news. “Spurt — I mean snap! I was bra this way!”
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