Trump calls Beto a fake Mexican, Chewbacca a fake alien

(PNS reporting from MAGA-LAGO) President Dotard Trump today blasted international movie star Chewbacca and Democratic presidential wannabe Beto O’Rourke as fakes.

“Not everyone knows this, but these fake Mexican nicknames are just another attempt by the radical Democrat party to hide the alternative facts from ordinary Americans, like me,” the Pendejo-in-Chief told reporters here.

“Chewbacca is really a fat hairy illegal alien named Jeezus from Mojado, Mexico, NOT from the planet Kashyyyk in outer space! And that buck-toothed Texas faker’s first name is Roberto, which isn’t even Mexican!”

“Some of these Mexicans with nicknames are nice people, I assume,” he said. “One of my women fans had to start using a fake Mexican nickname so she wouldn’t be attacked by antifa socialists.”

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