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It’s brutal out there, pochos — it’s cut or be cut to save $20 on an iPhone X — and that’s why we’ve compiled the Pocho Ocho Best Ways to Survive Black Friday:

8. In the event store security confiscates your Mace®, pick up some Aqua Net™ on Aisle 3.

7. Shoppers who carry their own rolls of yellow “crime scene” warning tape can easily discourage other shoppers from entering the Home Entertainment Department.

6. Successful shoppers are well-equipped shoppers. Must-have items include snacks, a gas mask, body armor where available and a small knife (plus a newspaper to hide the knife.) Experienced shoppers only: Weaponized chanclas.
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POCHO’s Subcommandanta del Ñews, Sara Inés Calderón, shares everything you need to know about Sansgiven, the Mexican Thanksgiving. She’s @SaraChicaD on the Twitter.

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Tia Lencha’s Cocina: Mi Thanksgiving Day turkey al pastor tacos

by TIA LENCHA November 22, 2017 Cultura
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Happy Mexican Thanksgiving Day! Is Tia Lencha here. Gwhat is Mexican Thanksgiving Day you ask? Is Thanksgiving but with all Mexican food. What?!?! My gringo frends say. Oh no! How you can do that! Is crazy! And Tia Lencha say, no really. When I help mijo with his homeworks, I learn that Thanksgiving come from […]

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Pocho Ocho amazing little-known first Thanksgiving factoids

by Especial Correspondents November 22, 2017 Cultura
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See this painting that is supposed to depict the first Thanksgiving? It’s wrong wrong wrong. What really went on at that epic feast so long ago? We’ve got eight little-known factoids right here: 8. The frozen string beans in the casserole were past their sell-by date 7. Pilgrim Zephaniah Winslow = silent but deadly 6. […]

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La Cucaracha: We Remember Ye Second Thanksgiving (2007 toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz November 21, 2017 Cartoons
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T-day makeup that doesn’t mock N8Vs? Yes, please! (NSFW video)

by Chale Knickerbocker November 21, 2017 Cultura
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Yes, you can do Thanksgiving makeup without ripping off the 566 Federally-recognized American Indian tribes. Sailor J and the Center for American Indian Research & Native Studies explain in this NSFW (F-bomb) video.

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POCHO History 101: Undocumented Pilgrims’ first Thanksgiving (video)

by JUAN DON GAMERA November 21, 2017 Cultura
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The Pilgrims, after all, were boat people fleeing religious oppression, ordinary families seeking freedom in a new land. But no one expects the Algonquin Migra. [Video by the 18 Mighty Mountain Warriors.]

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La Cucaracha: This Thanksgiving, we’re serving … (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz November 20, 2017 Cartoons
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POCHO’s Lalo Alcaraz: From Disney critic to COCO consultant (NPR audio)

by Especial Correspondents November 20, 2017 Audio
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This is how they begin the story about POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz and the Disney/Pixar film COCO over at NPR’s LatinoUSA:

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First Person True Story: My Holiday at the Laundromat

by FRANKIE FIRME November 20, 2017 Cultura

Happy holidays to all. Turkey, ham, tamales, eggnog y todo, this is the time of the year where you put a lot of stuff “on hold” till next year, while we get together with familia and friends. It’s a beautiful time of the year, where putting something on the back burner for awhile isn’t such […]

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The Beandocks: Trump hates ‘diversity’ immigration program (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz November 17, 2017 Cartoons
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Argentina restaurant Planet Taco features Tex-Mex and mojitos (video)

by Barney Asada November 17, 2017 Cultura
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Stuck in Argentina with a craving for Tex-Mex food and mojitos? Have we got a deal for you — at Planet Taco. Planet Taco is on the Feisbuk too.

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La Cucaracha: The numbers are bad news for Latina wage earners (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz November 16, 2017 Cartoons
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Enjoy a breakfast burrito with Chef Choy Jung In (video)

by Barney Asada November 16, 2017 Cultura
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Watch along as Chef Choy Jung In prepares a “morning burito” with paprika, onion, bacons, Tabasco®, eggs and pizza cheese. Whatever you call it, we’d gobble one right now. Thanks, Chef!

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