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newhampshiredonkeyhoteyDonald Trump’s and Bernie Sanders’ stunning victories Tuesday don’t make sense unless you know the hidden history of the state of New Hampshire.

That’s the reason we researched and compiled the Pocho Ocho Top Facts You Need to Know About New Hampshire:

8. New HAMpshire is known for its “HAM aroma” which inspired the hit song My Sharona

7. Coincidence or conspiracy? The ham-smelling state’s namesake [old] Hampshire, on England’s southern coast across the channel from France, smells like CHEESE

6. New Hampshire is very white. How white is it? New Hampshire is so white it makes the OSCARS look like a #BlackLivesMatter rally [Mas…]

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Tapia Corel and Jim RhodesPartners ‘N Crime from LA’s San Fernando Valley — sing a sad corrido, the tale of a lover who is nothing but trouble. [The Spanglish lyrics may be NSFW in a work situation where people who understand Spanglish are also uptight pendejos.]

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The great Lalo Guerrero can hardly sing for all the weeping as he performs There’s No Tortillas. And who can blame him?

Here’s our favorite (non parody) Lalo Guerrero song — he calls it a “boogie woogie jitterbug”: [Mas…]

una-naveA spaceship came to town — thankfully they didn’t harm us. [Mas…]


You can make Mexican Crazy Bread yourself, whatever it is, just like in this “street food” recipe video, or stop by the Doha Marriott Hotel any Thursday for #DIYStreetFoodDoha. The hotel is located on Ras Abu Aboud Street, Building 2, Street 920, Zone 28, Doha. It’s unclear if the Marriott makes their Mexican bread with any leftover chicken, really. Crazy not included.

La Cucaracha: How do you say that en Ingles? (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 8, 2016 Cartoons
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Tell the truth: Texas Rangers killed Mexicans, not ‘Hispanics’ or ‘Latinos’

by Sara Inés Calderón February 8, 2016 Cultura
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It’s OK to say the M word: Mexican. Recent coverage of a new exhibit at a Texas museum — with headlines like “The Texas Rangers Killed Hundreds of Hispanic Americans During the Mexican Revolution” (screen capture above) and “Texas Finally Acknowledges Rangers Killed Hundreds of Latinos,” — is not only historically incorrect but a dangerous […]

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Bernardo Sanchez, Bernie Sanders’ Mexican bro, y Larry David (videos)

by Andalé Mono February 8, 2016 El Now
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Un mensaje importante de Bernardo Sánchez, Bernie Sanders’ Mexican hermano. He’s Catholic. He’s Jewish. He’s a Cashjew. He’s NSFW. And what would Bernie TV be without Larry David’s SNL sketch Bern Your Enthusiasm:

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When Robots Go Wrong: The Marco Rubio Story (toon)

by DAN MCCLINTOCK February 8, 2016 Cartoons

[Dan McClintock is an artist, animator and illustrator.]

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Coloring book from El Rey Del Art: Frida bot, taco dreams, luchador

by Comic Saenz February 8, 2016 Cartoons
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The Big Fancy Coloring Book offers something special for odd grownups, peculiar kids, and lovers of absurd drawings of tacos, Frida Kahlo and/or Chiquita Banana and/or Carmen Miranda, luchadores and armadillos. It’s the latest creative product from our mysterious amigo, The Painter of Arizona Light, whose Internet spokespern is known as El Rey Del Art […]

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La Cucaracha: The Trump Bible Hour Is ‘Must See TV’ (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 5, 2016 Cartoons

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Valentine’s Day love song to a ‘Queen’ – with sousaphone (music video)

by Soy Capitan February 5, 2016 Cultura

Chilean-American rapper Dazer teams up with Erin Kim — a contestant on NBC’s The Voice — for a multicultural love song to a Queen. We especially dig Grindz on sousaphone, a marching band tuba that wraps around the body. And check out MacArthur Park in the background where they left that cake out in the […]

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This is how we can defeat Donald Trump – the ANTICHRIST (toons)

by TROY DAVIS February 5, 2016 Cartoons
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OMG! Mexican Avocados … in outer espace! (Super Bowl video)

by SPACE BROTHER #1 February 5, 2016 Cultura
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It’s amazing how much the poor Earthlings put up with before the Civil War that Caused The End of the World As We Know It. But thanks to our Galactic Overlords, we can continue to consume mass quantities of avocados from Mexico, and we feel fine.

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La Cucaracha: The Holy Bible according to Donald Trump (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 4, 2016 Cartoons
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Ted Cruz campaign tracts warn of ‘Satan’s Spiritual Structure’

by Chale Knickerbocker February 4, 2016 Cartoons
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While Senator Ted Cruz (R-Canadia) was telling the crowd “To God be the Glory” [In Arabic, this is “Allahu Akbar”] in his Des Moines, Iowa victory speech Monday night, PNS snagged an example of the tracts campaign aides were passing out to the crowd — tracts detailing the Christian Sharia Law we can expect under […]

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Pocho Ocho top ways to tell it’s all over for JEB! (sad videos)

by Comic Saenz February 4, 2016 El Now
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It’s not a good sign when you have to ask the crowd to “Please clap,” like former Governor Jeb Bush (R-Florida) did at a New Hampshire campaign rally Tuesday. JEB! may not yet be prepared to admit he’s already lost, but we are, Fat Lady or not. Here are the Pocho Ocho Top Ways to […]

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Who lives in a piña under the sea? Whale sharks, giant mantas (videos)

by MiRA MARS February 4, 2016 Cartoons
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“Whale sharks and giant mantas swim gracefully in the waters around Isla Mujeres, Mexico. I swim with and photograph these gentle giants as they feed,” videographer Gregory Sweeney explained. “My, what a big mouth you have!” he didn’t say, but could have. PREVIOUSLY ON PINEAPPLES UNDER THE SEA:

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La Cucaracha: Palin endorsed Trump because science (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 3, 2016 Cartoons
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Where in the media world is ‘Mundo Latino?’ (video)

by Comic Saenz February 3, 2016 Cultura
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In Mundo Latino, Kianna Gonzalez mashes up footage from Speedy Gonzales, “passionate” telenovelas, viral Internet videos, and sexy TV weather chicas. The resulting montage does not paint a pretty picture of how Latinos are portrayed in the media. Great little video, though!

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Making Choctaw-Apache Indian fry bread puffy tacos (video)

by JEFE BOYARDEE February 3, 2016 Cultura
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Following a family recipe preserved in a Louisiana Choctaw-Apache tribal cookbook, J Arendall makes Indian fry bread puffy tacos. You can get the Louisiana Cooking By Native American Choctaw-Apache cookbook here. That matchstick trick? It’s the real deal. PREVIOUSLY ON INDIAN FRY BREAD PUFFY TACOS:

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