New GOP-controlled Congress’ Pocho Ocho top policy priorities

by Especial Correspondents on January 7, 2015 in El Now, Pocho Ocho

kkkwashingtonThe GOP-controlled Senate and 114th Congress got to work Tuesday (photo, above) and the Republicans were quick to announce their plans for America.

Here are their Pocho Ocho top policy priorities:

8. No tax cut left behind

7. Read my lips: No new Mexis

6. All about the race

5. A thousand points of frack

4. “Science” now a four-letter word

3. Double the funding for War on Women

2.  Goodbye Obamacare, hello Alabamacare

And the Republicans’ numero uno policy priority is…

Two Words: Get Blacky

Eres Nerd, Professor Equis, Maria Purisima, Malcolm Mex and Comic Saenz contributed to this report.

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