News vato Doug Fernandez of KOAT/ABC7/Albuquerque was all chill with the technical glitch – until he wasn’t.

handsoffIn more or less chronological order, here are my live Tweets from today’s Donald Trump campaign rally in Albuquerque, New Mexico….


burritobusBurrito-eating Albuquerque municipal busdriver Jeremy Perea apparently picked a bad moment to take his eyes off the road – traffic in front of his vehicle had come to a halt.

KOP 4 Eyewitness News reports: [Mas…]

Yo, calmate, guey! That “El Kookooee” photo from last week is really not El Cucuy, OK? It’s called “refraction,” gente. Get a grip.

Albuquerque’s KRQE News explains: [Mas…]



Something stinks at Whole Foods (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA June 12, 2013 Cartoons
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Flash: English-Only Whole Foods now known as AssWhole Foods

by Lalo Alcaraz June 6, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from TEXAS) After suspending two Latino employees in an Albuquerque, NM store for daring to speak Spanish, specialty grocer Whole Foods has announced that it will be changing its name to “AssWhole Foods.” Whole Foods PR executive Kaley Quinoa, at the company’s corporate offices in Austin, released this statement: We feel we need […]